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An Emergency
22nd Jan 2013, 11:10 PM
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An Emergency

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22nd Jan 2013, 11:10 PM

Visit his blog for the full explanation of how you can be involuntarily celibate even though you go on dates every month or two, why incel is the Terminator, and what the government should do about it. Pillow fort not included.

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28th Jan 2013, 5:20 PM

I heard about [a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2013/01/25/20525876.html"]this[/a] on the radio this morning. A guy called 911 because he was stood up by a woman he met online.

31st Jan 2013, 8:11 PM

Yes, you can well be an involuntary celibate if you go on dates that go nowhere. Saying I'm not involuntary celibate because I occasionally go on a date where nothing happens just shows how stupid and divorced from reality you are.

31st Jan 2013, 8:53 PM

Also, this event did happen, though not exactly the way it is described here. I did call the police on my parents but didn't ask them to send me a girlfriend. I just told them that my parents don't want to help after they arrived.

6th Feb 2013, 5:11 AM

Do you have a name you'd prefer me to use (that isn't someone else's)? I have you listed in the bios as Stam because "governmentsgetgirlfriends" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

6th Feb 2013, 6:52 PM

So what if I was posting under somebody's name (I like how you phrase it, somebody else's name, as if I should have posted with my own)? The fact that person under that name had defamatory blogs about him meant I'm using Mb to write huge texts similar to ones I'm writing now just to defame this person, or, even more ridiculous, "harm Mb"? Did my nickname contain links to those blogs? No? I don't think so either. But that dishonest scumbag Lietelle had to find some excuse to ban me. After all, there were women asking for it, presenting me as dangerous and we can't have women feeling uncomfortable. So don't try to pretend like I did anything that deserved banning to anybody who's not a leftist feminist totalitarian bent on censorship. You can give me any name you like.

7th Feb 2013, 9:03 PM

"You can give me any name you like."

Might I suggest AsshatGetsMockery? Or if you want the alliteration, DouchcanoeDeservesDerision?

9th Feb 2013, 7:34 PM

Oh man, I feel so much envy; your comics site looks GREAT. Sneak has been bashing zer head against Wordpress for over a week now, and STILL can't get it where zie wants it.

12th Feb 2013, 8:15 AM

Argenti did the HTML and so really gets all the credit, but I really have to plug Comicfury. I love blogging with Wordpress, but for comics, a native comic hosting platform makes things so much simpler.